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Wednesday, June 25, 2003
Gore has edge among Democratic 2004 Presidential hopefuls

Sure he's leading now, but I wonder how this would change if you added Heywood Jablome to the list of hopefuls?

Voice on Tape Not Bin Laden?

Swiss scientists have analyzed the Bin Laden audio tape and are 95% certain that the voice is not that of Bin Laden. They are 75% sure, that the voice is that of legendary songwriter Bob Dylan. One anonmyous scientist was quoted as saying "Hey, he's been unintelligble for years. Is it really any surprise that he might be mistaken for Bin Laden? All those years we thought he was mumbling, he was actually speaking Arabic."

Calls to Dylan's agent went unreturned.